Who knew the tantalizing prospect of Nic Cage carving his way through homicidal pizza mascots would prove to be so disappointingly dull?
THE RECKONING (2020)
Marshall and Kirk made a two-hour snoozer whose primary value is as a surefire solution for shooting your attention span to ribbons.
SHADOW IN THE CLOUD (2020)
Whether it was Max Landis¡¯s doing or director Roseanne Liang¡¯s, the film¡¯s ¡°women first and forward¡± attitude proves to be more fun than the few and far between action scenes.
THE MORTUARY COLLECTION (2019)
¡°The Mortuary Collection¡± unfolds in a manner where the movie becomes a complete front-to-back experience designed with escalating entertainment in mind.
I watched ¡°Paranormal Prison¡± because I was morbidly curious about haunted building ¡°found footage¡± fluttering briefly back to life, and look what little that got me.